I Went to a Frighteningly Realistic Doll Event to Please My Daughter
© Provided by Fatherly The ground floor of the Holiday Inn is full of babies. Some have name tags. I can see a Noel, a Luciano, a Jennie. There's a Zachary and a Noya, too. Others are being pushed around in strollers — those posh, stiff old-fashioned ones your super-pretentious friends bought because they thought it made them look like a member of the British Royal Family. What's weird though is there's no crying. Even weirder: Most of these babies sit slumped in baskets with a price over their heads: £250, £500, $2,000. Out of the corner of my eye, I see a guy who's almost six-and-a-half feet tall carrying what looks like a wide-eyed young girl almost the same size as he is, only she's stiff and her arms and legs stick out. RELATED: LOL Boy Dolls Are Anatomically Correct And It's Freaking Parents Out – Scary Mommy She isn't real. She's a doll and all bets are off. None of the babies here are real, either. I'm here, in a hotel...